I can not express how excited I was when I was notified that someone had left a comment on my website. My first comment……YAY!!!!!!! As quickly as I could I go to check it, and imagine my surprise when it is not for me, but addressed to my chest.
My chest and I have a love hate relationship. I love the fact that I don’t have to pay for drinks, although I am such a light weight anymore than one, and I am flashing the girls and passing out in the the corner, but I digress.
The girls didn’t sprout out until the summer of my Junior to Senior year (maybe there was a freak accident, and miracle grow was mixed in my body wash, seriously this is the only explaination I can think of.) They were a hit when I went back to school, and rumors ran rampant that I had a boob job durning summer (clearly they didn’t know my parents.) I am not going to lie, I went a little power drunk, when I realized that they were like two little mob bosses allowing me access to things that used to be locked from me.
With great power come great responsibility ( I so do not do responsibility) I had a teacher in college that actually lectured to my boobs. I assumed they were taking great notes, and was very screwed when I realized they did not asorb any information that was being pointed at them. Thank goodness my brain (the good girl that she is, retained the lecture)
So once again I am being upstaged by my girls, as they get all the attention. Oh well