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Myla Delbasio, plus-size model

I was on the Daily Beast this morning and saw an article about Myla Delbasio, Calvin Klein’s newest underwear model, who, according to the powers that be, just happens to be plus-size. That’s a picture of her above, looking all kinds of sexy in that string bikini.

Three things immediately popped into my mind as I studied Myla:

1. Why do they have to call her “plus-size”? Why can’t she just be the newest Calvin Klein underwear model?
2. She fluctuates between a size 8 and 10 which means I, too, am plus-size, a term I would never use to describe myself, but apparently some others would.
3. And would my plus-size ass look that hot in a string bikini because if so, I am all over it.

I then wandered over to NY Magazine and found this gem:

Three more immediate thoughts:

1. Why is she so greasy?
2. I…